PNP WIN!!!!

Portia fly di gate!!! Fifth term inevitable???? You bet it is!!!


Last night, Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller announced the election date as August 27. During the mass rally in Half-Way Tree, she trotted out her candidates - a less than impressive list of 60, including herself, which she boasted contained some 40% new candidates.

Now after watching the stage show, cum dance, cum political rally, cum state of the nation address that Portia and her merry band of miscreants called the PNP put on - is it any wonder that Jamaica is in the state it is?

I watched in dismay as some tens of thousands of Jamaicans - men, women and children - turned the normally bustling Half- Way Tree square into a sea of human flesh, all ready and willing to put on a show unlike anything Jamaica has ever seen before. And to quote Christopher Castriota of the PNP's communication arm, "it is the largest mass rally ever held in J.A.'s history." Wow!!!

And I thought what somebody not used to J.A. politics witnessing this event would have thought about the governing PNP. To the un-initiated and unschooled in the political mire of Jamaica, the PNP would certainly appear to be the best thing to have ever happened to Jamaica!

But how wrong they would be!

You see, the PNP, after 18 years of leadership has been embroiled in scandal, after scandal, after scandal. In the almost two decades that they have been in power, the country has had to suffer through, Netserv, Fat Cats salaries (millions of dollars going to Consultants), NSWMA, and most recently Trafigura. Together all these have equaled to billions of dollars in tax payers money down the drain. And all the while, crime has gone so far out of control that murder now seems a way of life on the rock. Jamaica's schools seem to be turning out less and less educated people and the economy, well, not even the economists can agree on the state of the economy. And all of this means that the average Jamaican should not be happy with the land of their birth.

Hence a PNP defeat is inevitable, right? Wrong! And this is why - too many dunce voters.

And to show you how far gone we are - Anansi predicts the PNP will win 40 seats to the JLP's 20. God Bless us all!

Skettels r us!

Thursday, October 26, 2006, very early in the morning. Prime Minister's residence, uptown, Kingston, Jamaica.

A voice shrieks from a distant upstairs bedroom
"Errald! Errald! Errald! Come here, come here right now!"
Errald in the kitchen shakes his head and mumbles under his breath, "is what happen now?" as he heads towards his frantic sounding wife.
"Yes P, what is it, and lower yuh voice its too early in the morning!"
"Look at what dem have inna di Observer now?, Look at it Errald! Just look at it!"
Errald reaches over and takes a copy of the newspaper from his visibly upset wife. The headline, "PM slights EU President" blares at him.
"Errald, why dem hate me? Is wha me do dem? Why dem hate me? Why is it every ting me do is wrong fi dem Errald? Why?"
"Calm down P. Calm down - dat is how di media is and yuh know dem have yuh under a microscope, suh just be calm."
"Be calm Errald, is dat all yuh can tell me! Be calm! Dis newspaper hate me and I never do dem nutting. Just last week di front page of dis same paper have di photo of me doing me likkle drawings dem.
"P, is not the same paper since dis is a new edition of di newspaper and di paper is published daily."
"Errald, I don't have time fi dis foolishness yuh know what me mean. Is dis same Observer did harass me last week. Now dem come back again. If dem nah draw di likkle pictcha dem of me, dem a tek photo or dem a write story! Errald why dem won't leave me alone?"
"P, first of all yuh need to calm down, you cannot allow dem to ruffle yuh up like dis man. You are di Prime Minister now."
"So why dem don't respect me as di Prime Minister? Eeeh? Why? Dem never do dis to P.J yuh know! And dem couldn't try it wid Eddie, cos well him woulda lock dem down same time and dem know it."
"P, you know sey as di Prime Minister yuh have to keep a level head and we need to think through this properly and come up wid di appropriate response."
"Yes, I am going to response alright. Call me lawyer! Call Phillip...I want him over here right now! And where is Colin? I did tell unnu I never want him to go, now who is going to advise me? I going to own the Observer newspaper by the time I done. Watch and see!"
"P, it is only 6:45 in the morning, we not going to call anybody and we going to be calm about dis. We will deal wid dis when yuh go into the office later on."
"Go into the office!!! Errald, yuh mad? I not going into the office, you don't see sey Princess sick, yuh want me to leave me one and only shitzu?"
Errald sighs and shakes his head. "P, you are the Prime Minister, you have to go into the office. Remember there are elections around the corner, we have to be ready. We need to start planning."
"I bet is dat damn dundus Golding is a part of this. I bet him have some likkle operative a work inna mi government. I want every labourite fired from mi government. I don't want dem fi get work not even as a street sweeper! Me tiad of dem now man. Errald yuh not mekking di phone calls?"
"Ok dear let me mek a phone call." Errald takes up the cordless phone and leaves the room as he dials.
He listens as it rings on the other end, then a gruff but kindly voice answers, "Hello"
"Yes, Aggrey, is Errald. Look nuh, we need fi give mi wife a higher dosage cos she really vex dis mawning. ...Is dem damn people at di Observer...yes please come quick yah man cos me waan guh back guh watch me cricket. How much India mek so far?"
The conversation ends and Errald calls out to his housekeeper. "Milly, is di last time ah gwine to tell yuh, P, is not to read any copy of di Observer in dis house yuh hear me. Whenever she ask fi newspaper give har di Gleaner!"
He storms away muttering under his breath, "Ah man cannot get peace and quiet in his own home pon a Thursday mawning, and see it deh India just lose one next wicket. Come West Indies, mek we eat dem food!"

The Writing is on the wall!

Prime Minister Portia Lucretia Simpson-Miller has found herself in a real spot of bother this time around.

And you know what, even the biggest political dunce in the world could have seen this one coming.

You see, Prime Minister Simpson Miller rather unwisely allowed some very unsavory horses to hitch themselves to her bandwagon, and now it seems that those horses are intent on derailing whatever momentum she has left.

Back when she threw her hat into the ring for PNP party president and ultimately Prime Minister of Jamaica, many pundits questioned the choice of some members of her campaign team.

Two names always stood out like a homosexual at a rastafarian libation - Phillip Paulwell and Colin Campbell.

Paulwell is Minister of Commerce, Science and Technology with Industry and M.P. for Kingston East and Port Royal, and is arguably the worst performing Government minister of the past three PNP administrations. Paulwell, who was said by former Prime Minister P.J Patterson to suffer from this striking malady called "youthful exuberance" was the central figure in the 700-million-dollar IT fiasco called NetServ. And, as if that was not bad enough, somehow he seemed to find himself smack dab in the middle of the ongoing struggles between the Petroleum retailers and the marketing companies, and the still yet unquantifiable fall out in the cement industry caused by faulty production by Carib Cement. In other words, Paulwell seems to be a scandal magnet.

And then there is Colin Campbell, former East St. Andrew M.P. and PNP Deputy General Secretary. As a politician, this former journalist is not all that successful. After all, his loss to the JLP's St. Aubyn Bartlett in 2002 was not a vote against the PNP, but a vote against him. He tried to recover some political ground by trying to win representation rights for Western St. Andrew and was beaten by Anthony Hylton (who is not known as the best politician, but a very good statesman) and to make matters worse, Campbell was the PNP's Deputy General Secretary at the time and the decision was being made by PNP delegates. In other words, he's not liked even within his own party.
Campbell's reputation was not helped by allegations made by Jamaica's former Most Wanted Man, Joel Andem, who claimed that his gang provided security for Campbell when he was East St. Andrew M.P., a claim Campbell has vehemently denied. Still, the damage had been done.
But at any rate, in her bid to reward those who helped her win the PNP presidency and become the first female prime minister of Jamaica, Prime Minister Simpson Miller appointed Campbell a senator and gave him the Ministry of Information with Development. She also allowed Paulwell to stay on as a Government minister and entrusted him with even greater responsibility, industry.

Now it seems as if these two men by their actions have seriously hurt her bid to get win her first election as prime minister and by extension the party's a fifth consecutive term in power.

How uncanny is it that a scandal should erupt over a 'campaign donation' from a multi-national entity that does business with the government and the central names are Colin Campbell, in whose name the account with which said 'campaign donation' was made, and Phillp Paulwell.

And the very thing the pundits warned Madame P.M. about, seems to be happening.

You see this Trafigura thing just will not go away. The Sunday Observer is reporting that former P.M. Patterson wants heads to roll including that of Campbell's!

Strange hearing that from PJ since he never sacked anybody in his life, certainly not as P.M. and he had quite a few to kick out including Madame P.M herself!

Scandals are nothing new to the ruling PNP. In the past six years alone they've had to weather the storms of NetServ, Operation Pride/NHDC, NSWMA Pts. I and II, Cementgate, Sandals Whitehouse, Kennedy Grove Housing Scheme Flooding, Portmore Toll road and a less than acrimonious hand over of power.

The PNP, like the country cannot tolerate another scandal. Their arrogance in the way they handled most of these situations - apparently coming from a feeling of invincibility after 17 years in power - has left a bad taste in the mouths of all well thinking Jamaicans.

The only way Prime Minister Simpson Miller and the PNP can save face on this one and secure their much desired fifth term, is to shed the dead weight and show the country that this is a new PNP, a new government, with a new modus operandi.

The writing is on the wall; for all of our sakes, let's hope she can read it!

UPDATE!!!!
Folks, she can read. P.M Portia Simpson Miller is literate and Colin Campbell is out of the cabinet. Check back tomorrow for the updates!!!!!

Who Pays The Piper?

"The Jamaica Labour Party (JLP) set off a firestorm on Tuesday with the headline grabbing allegation that the PNP had accepted a donation of more than $30 million from the oil trading company Trafigura."

Source: www.radiojamaica.com


So this whole thing is really about party campaign financing. How the politicians get their money to launch lavish political campaigns and even more lavish political conferences and thus ultimately gain power.

In the Jamaican political financing game, the ruling PNP seem to be a ways ahead what with $30 million ($441,176 US) from the oil company that also has an oil trading arrangement with the Government!

Imagine if every company that has a contract with Jamaica gives $30 million to the PNP...damn that would probably make the PNP the single richest entity in the country!

And well that would make the JLP certain of yet another election loss. Remember that four and six record we spoke of yesterday? Well that would quickly become five and seven!

So the JLP has blown the whistle! And the PNP's response is basically "'bite me' we've done nothing wrong."


And unfortunately, they're not wrong!

You see J.A has been discussing campaign financing since independence. It came to a head in the tumultuos '70's, when the JLP accused the PNP of going communist and getting help from communist countries. While the PNP accused the JLP of getting assistance from the U.S.

The then leaders of the parties, Michael Manley (PNP) and Edward Seaga (JLP) never came to any decision on the matter. The former is dead and the latter has retired from active politics.

And today, almost 30 years later we're still discussing this!

The issues are quite simply:
1) who is allowed to give money to a political party?
2) should political party financing be a strict responsibility of the state?
3) is it time for a decided on code of ethics for political parties?

Three questions with a variety of opinions, and opinions which change depending on who's in power!

If this were a JLP government with Bruce Golding at the helm, would he turn down 30 million dollars from a company that does business with his government? And how would the PNP react?

MAN OH MAN!!!!

"Yes now Spanish Town" Remember that from Primary school days (big up to Shortwood)!

Anyway it seems that the ruling PNP are in a spot of trouble this evening. This after Opposition leader, and President of the JLP, Bruce Golding has revealed some damning information that Minister of Industry, Science and Technology (with Energy) {like can his portfolio get any longer}, Hon. Phillip Paulwell and Minister of Information and Development, Senator, the Hon. Colin Campbell have been receiving kick backs from a Nigerian oil company.

Word is, the Leader of the Opposition, has the cheques to prove said kick backs.

So if the Leader of the Opposition is to be believed members of the PNP, most notably high ranking government members are CORRUPT!!!!

And if the Leader of the Opposition is to be believed, then Prime Minister, the Right Hon. Portia Lucretia Simpson-Miller, might just become the first Jamaican Prime Minister in sixteen years to have to fire a government minister or two.

And if one chooses to believe the Leader of the Opposition, Portia also needs to start looking for two new ministers, while the DPP (Director of Public Prosecutions) has some investigations to commence!

And if the Leader of the Opposition is to be believed, the JLP just might be out of the wilderness as they might have finally fired the salvo to sink the PNP battleship!!!

Of course this is all if YOU believe the Leader of the Opposition, and really why would he lie about something like that????

Afterall, its not like the PNP are known for being involved in any kind of corruption. And the two ministers named by the Leader of Opposition are good, solid government officials whose names have never ever been whispered in any kind of scandal!

But as I say, that's if you choose to believe the Leader of the Opposition!